Funny ATC Quotes

[ryanlim2000]

Read these. Real Silly. Especially the Defect Log


http://www.businessballs.com/airtraf...unnyquotes.htm

[scooby5]

I saw the Fault Reports several years ago but.....


"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"


THAT had me floored!

[ryanlim2000]

Hahahahaha! and the Pilot did not feel anything.